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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."

"date: so wat do u wana do next me: why dont we slip into somthing more...convertible [climbs into ferrari] date: omg wow is this ur car me: no"

"So an Irish man walks out of a bar..."

"Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back."

"What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar ? Weight for it..."

"""Seamstress, you come pleat me."" -Pants"

"Texting someone back while driving just means that you love them enough to actually die for them."

"I love the smell of my F5 key It's so refreshing"

"Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink? So women know where to stand in the kitchen."

"First Monster: I'm so thirsty my tongue's hanging out. Second Monster: Oh. I thought that was your necktie!"