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Joke of the Day
"The Russians official stance on the downed MH17 flight: Donetsk, don't tell."
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"Why don't Geordies use scales? Because they can weigh things by eye man."
"Guy walks into a bar and says ""Give me a 'bad hombre'"" The bartender fills the glass with liquor, lights it on fire and throws it in his face."
"How can you tell if someone's a vegan? Oh don't worry, *they'll tell you*."
"Unfollowing because you didnt get a follow back is like quitting drinking tea because the tea doesn't drink you back. It doesn't make sense."
"Have you heard about Samsung's new video game based on the Galaxy Note 7? They're calling it Mass Defect."
"What idiot called it ""salad"" and not ""la sad"""
"My sister was with two men in one night. She could hardly walk after that. Can you imagine? Two dinners!"
"All the toys in Toy Story are pervs Their whole world and life revolves around being played with by little kids."
"*wakes up from 20 year coma* SHIT, MY TAMOGOTCHI"