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Joke of the Day

"Did it hurt? When I subtly insulted you to lower your self esteem in order to make you subconsciously seek my approval because I am a socio"

"[after an accident on the ski slope] ME: did i nail the triple backflip PARAMEDIC: u choked on a tootsie roll and fell off of the ski lift"

" What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear? Data transfer. "

"A late night booty call woke me from a deep sleep... that damn cricket better have got some!"

"A car gets better traction in the snow if you throw a couple of coworkers in the trunk."

"This poor old lady slipped and fell on the ice today..... at least I think she was poor she only had 75 cents in her purse."

"What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents? Mice outfit!"

"What do you call a homosexual man on roller skates? Rolaids."

"What's a Frenchman's favourite social media button? Retweet."

"Ancient Aliens"