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Joke of the Day
"A late night booty call woke me from a deep sleep... that damn cricket better have got some!"
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"I treat my women like I treat my cereal Spoon first to get it wet, then eat it. P.S. I love fat chicks."
"What language do British wrenches speech? Spanish!"
"If you throw acid on a basic bitch does she become salt?"
"Me: ""Can I see the baby?"" Sister: ""Yes, but only if she's awake."" Me, through a megaphone: ""NOT A PROBLEM."""
"How do you confuse a gay? 7"
"What do you get when you combine Helium, Yttrium, Selenium, and Xenon? **HeYSeXe**"
"So desperate for some action, I might just crash a frat party and roofie my own drink tonight."
"What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler ? Michael can actually finish a race off.."
"How does the Kool-Aid man end his jokes... with a punchline."