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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a homosexual man on roller skates? Rolaids."

"I told my niece if I cut her open she would just be made of chicken quesadillas and she said if she cut me open I'd just be dead. Smart kid."

"Some of the Southern states seem like they're at least 90% Christian. And that's just roughly a Conservative estimate."

"Why is gambling not allowed in Africa? Because there are too many cheetahs."

"Why does Africa never win Olympics Because it's a continent, You idiot"

"I saw a billboard that said, ""Be her Romeo"" and featured a pic of a diamond ring. Apparently they have not read Shakespeare."

"Reddit comments are just filled with so many bad puns... that it should be renamed Geddit."

"TV sitcom idea: Wacky copy editor who yells ""nailed it!"" even when he didn't, also he's alone as mankind was obliterated by a viral pandemic"

"If Norman Bates was batman's dad.. would Alfred call Bruce, Master Bates?"

"Circular arguments are such a waste of time... They are just pointless"