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Joke of the Day
" What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear? Data transfer. "
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"If you add enough jalapenos no one will ever know you're a bad cook."
"This is embarrassing but I just noticed that I've been wearing ""2006"" New Year's Eve glasses for the past decade. :("
"Why are there no white chinese people? It's because two Wongs don't make a white."
"The worst things in life are free, too."
"Just because we share the same skin colour does not follow that I am obliged to always support you in every foolish and idiotic thing you say or do."
"Have fun, but be careful. Your sister was vacuumed up last week, and yesterday your cousin was killed with a shoe. - spider moms, probably"
"In the 17th century, villagers would burn down entire neighborhoods to combat diseases such as bubonic plague, typhus, and gluten."
"What can you tell your dog but not your girlfriend? Sit down and beg There are a million answers to this. Come on reddit, make my day better."
"What do native American and modern day American society have in common? Navaho lot."