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Joke of the Day
"A car gets better traction in the snow if you throw a couple of coworkers in the trunk."
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"How do you ""titty fuck"" a seven-year old? Break her shoulders"
"Hey, remember when Dick Cheney told Sen. Leahy to go fuck himself? Yea, just wanted to refresh your mind."
"[NSFW] My favorite sex position is the JFK I splatter all over her, as she screams and tries to get out of the car."
"A potato don't look like much but w/ the proper preparation, it can be great in so many ways. Now go out there and be your best potato"
"Gay or straight, No state should legally recognize a marriage if they don't serve alcohol at the wedding."
"My grandpa has the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the zoo."
"Whenever I have a one night stand I always use protection A fake name and fake phone number."
"How many glasses of wine equals two servings of fruit? Asking for a friend."
"What do canola oil and some abortions have in common? They come from rape seed."