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Joke of the Day

"What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents? Mice outfit!"

"What's the most outplayed joke in all of /r/jokes? [removed]"

"*buys shed at B&Q* B&Q: Are you putting this up yourself? Me: No, it's going in the garden. B&Q: Me: B&Q: I can't help you anymore."

"For a one-way mission to Mars, we should send a blogger. Not so they can blog about the experience, but so there'd be one less blogger."

"What is a Men's Rights activist's idea of foreplay? Trying to argue a prostitute into accepting a credit card."

"Three drums and a cymbal rolled down a hill ba dum dum ching"

"I ate something evil and it's killing me... I don't know whether to get an ex-lax or an exorcist"

"When Ariel the mermaid gives a blowjob to Prince Eric... is that Fellate Of Fish?"

"What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth."

"there's a new joke on this subreddit"