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Joke of the Day

"Ancient Aliens"

"I like my steak like my women With my dick in it."

"Did you hear about the boy born without eyelids? The doctors said they could give the boy eyelids made out of his foreskin. The only problem is that he would be a little cockeyed."

"If experience has taught me anything, I've forgotten what it was."

"How did Donald Trump lose $916 million? Well he was handed everything in life. Have you seen his hands? Most of what he was gifted slipped right through."

"the human body is about 70% water but there is not one fish chillin inside of us smh dam humans wack as hell"

"Science is tricky. Keeps you on your toes. Mineralogy? Study of minerals. Oceanology? Study of oceans. Meteorology? NOT ABOUT METEORS."

"Love is that really warm feeling that starts from the tips of your fingers and goes towards the bottom of your hand. Oh no wait that's glove"

"Kids are much like ________, they__________."

"What's white and ten inches long? Nothing."