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Joke of the Day
"When you don't finish your sentence"
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"I'm sorry to hear your uncle was run over by a boat in Venice. My gondolences."
"What game do reindeer play in their stalls? Stable-tennis!"
"My dad use to take me to the circus to see the tattooed man and the bearded lady. Now, I can see them anytime shopping at Walmart."
"Name your kid Basil and see what happens. BEST case scenario he spends hours a day updating Wikipedia."
"knock knock who there hop hop who knock knock who there hop hop who"
"There is a new virus which only affects Muslims.Where do they put the infected? In the Quran-tine room!"
"I'm not really a social drinker. I'd say most of my drinking is work related."
"Live today like it's your last. Pay your bills and wear a condom just in case it isn't."
"Whats a Mexicans Favorite sport? Cross-Crountry"