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Joke of the Day

"There is a new virus which only affects Muslims.Where do they put the infected? In the Quran-tine room!"

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"*holding my crying child* Me: I know, earthquakes are scary. So maybe next time you'll be good and I won't have to make that happen again."
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"I don't even like sleep, it's just the only way I can eat spiders"
"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.... But I don't know Y"
"What happens if you cut off your left hand? You would be all right."
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