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Joke of the Day
"What game do reindeer play in their stalls? Stable-tennis!"
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"Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain? A: He has got no beef."
"A girl called me ""sir"" today and I was so angry I took off my suit of armor and stormed out of Medieval Times."
"How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?"
"How do you make your wife scream during sex? You call and tell her about it."
"If a powerlifter has weak legs... does his coach put him on the Bench?"
"I met a girl with 12 boobs once... sounds funny dozen tit."
"There's two things I hate in this world 1) People who can't count"
"Do you know what would make this sub better? No more /u/JokeExplainBot"
"I found a good bread recipe where you don't have to get your hands messy from mixing it The bread was kneadless, to say"