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Joke of the Day

"What game do reindeer play in their stalls? Stable-tennis!"

"Have you seen www.pitchdark.com? Yes but I really couldn't see what all the fuss is about."

"There are three types of people in the world... Those that can count and those that can't."

"I wish the book ""How to be an adult"" came in hard cover... .. it would be that much more effective at bonking stupid people in the head."

"What does ""fingering a girl"" and ""using a chainsaw"" have in common? [NSFW] If you hold at the wrong position your finger goes down the shitter."

"Fake is the new trend and some of my friends seem to be in style!"

"How many feminist does it take to screw in a light bulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY"

"What's 6 inches long and starts with a P? A shit."

"I politely asked a woman on my flight if she could put her kid in the overhead compartment & she looked at me like I was crazy or something."

"My girlfriend told me that I never think for myself. How should I respond? Source: http://qr.ae/xUchD"