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Joke of the Day

"Whats a Mexicans Favorite sport? Cross-Crountry"

"I am 24 seconds older than my twin brother... ... whenever I come out of the toilet I start a sentence with ""When I was your age...."" then proceed telling him the details of my majestic creation."

"I'm not calling you a slut, But if you had a password for your vagina it would be ""1234"""

"If Jack helped you off a horse Would you help jack off a horse?"

"How does a hacker speak with bread? He uses wheat speak."

"What did EA give Sean Murray for a parting gift upon leaving EA? Game dev lessons."

"Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? She gets a frog in her throat at 69! Wakka wakka wakka!"

"""What'd you do today"" ""Went on a treasure hunt"" ""I hope you mean job hunt"" ""Treasure hunt"" ""You need to find a job"" ""Not if I find treasure"""

"Why was the lobster arrested? Because he was always pinching things."

"I like the NSA They're the only government agency that listens"