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Joke of the Day
"Whats a Mexicans Favorite sport? Cross-Crountry"
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"Boss: I've been told one of you is just a robot car in disguise *everyone stares at me, even Optimus who is drinking oil instead of coffee*"
"General Tso's Curse: You have every intention of trying something new, but you just can't order anything else."
"You shouldn't write with a broken pencil It's pointless"
"6 pack abs on a guy are nice but it probably means that he won't get drunk & rob a convenient store of cheese curls w/me at 3am, so no."
"Never bring a knife to a gunfight. Bring one of those long grabber sticks so you can take the other guy's gun away."
"Have you heard about the new iPhone Plus? I reckon it's gonna be a huge 6s... Get it ;)"
"What's the most common blood type among drummers? Heroin."
"Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest? He wanted to see that booty bounce."
"Called one of those claims companies after my accident... ... Turns out you can't get any compensation if you shit yourself on the bus."