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"*pounds fist twice on chest* *kisses two fingers* *throws peace sign & nods head at DJ* I don't know what I just did, but we should leave."
"""I love it when we finish each other."" ""You mean: other's sentences?"" ""No."""
"I don't know who you are, but if you don't stop sending me phone books, I will find you.....and I will kill you."
"Which of the Himalayas is the shortest?"
"Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out."
"I no longer see my wife and kids because of gambling. I won a shitload of money and moved to Spain."
"Why does Santa have 0 children? He only comes once a year and its a down a chimney."
"How often does Mary see her special friend? Periodically."
"Pokemon GO is a blatant ripoff of another popular app... called Tinder, where you also swipe to find monsters in your area."