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Joke of the Day

"I renew my ages-old wish that there was a CD of nothing but SNL closing-credits music that you could play to get people to leave your house."

"Your girlfriend is imaginary... Nope, she's real. She just hasn't arrived yet."

"Why did the Hipster order piping hot soup? He wanted to eat it before it was cool."

"Some people say telling a joke about chavs is as bad as racism Nonsense chavs aren't a race. They're a subspecies"

"Why did the Rams give Michael Sam #96? Would #69 be too offensive?"

"What is a hooker in Alaska called? A frostitute!"

"Have you ever smelled moth balls? How did you get their legs apart"

"If Twitter icons have taught me anything it's that the male eye can spot cleavage at incredibly low resolutions."

"What is a toilet in Ancient Mexico? Aztec."

"My mommy used to warn me that there could be creepy people on the internet. But I'm not afraid anymore... Now that I'm on reddit I'm one of those people."