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Joke of the Day

"Some people say telling a joke about chavs is as bad as racism Nonsense chavs aren't a race. They're a subspecies"

"Are you today's date? Because you're 1/10, bye."

"What type of people do vampires like? Type O positive people."

"What's the quickest way to make nine million dollars? Date Simon Cowell."

"Why do you never see Mexicans with acne? They keep slipping off."

"What are the best white people jokes you have?"

"I met a girl named Nirvana yesterday... I asked her ""Did your parents give you than name while you were still In Utero?"". She was like ""What?"".. I just shook my head and said ""Nevermind...""."

"TIL it's impossible to stick your tongue out and look up at the same time That's right get it in there"

"I figured out how to make my penis 8 inches Fold it in half"

"""Look guys! No hands!"" -captain of the Titanic"