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Joke of the Day
"What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams? Shoot for the Tsars."
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"Love your neighbor, but don't get caught."
"What do you call an upside down blonde? A brunette with bad breath"
"Instead of thinking about what you're missing, try thinking about what you have that everyone else is missing."
"You say tomato I say gross"
"Every joke posted on this sub is stolen from Sickipedia. If you are going to steal someones joke at least give credit."
"My Abuela voted for the first time yesterday morning! And for the last time a few hours ago."
"ME: Ugh hate summer when bees are flying everywhere BEE [angrily undoing seatbelt on plane] I'm gonna sting him BEE WIFE:Just leave it David"
"Did you hear about the vampire who joined an orchestra? He stood on the roof and conducted lightning."
"A new report has concluded that dog owners are more outgoing than cat owners. Hardly surprising. You have to take a dog for walks."