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Joke of the Day
"What is a hooker in Alaska called? A frostitute!"
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"What do you call Israelis that overly spray tan? Orange Jews!"
"I wonder if all the other popcorn kernels in the bag freak out when the first kernel pops"
"If Lance Armstrong can't keep his awards he should just take his ball and go home."
"Why didn't Jesus eat bacon? It wasn't because he was Jewish, it's because he didn't exsist."
"What did the mailman ask his girlfriend? Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)"
"What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage."
"Women are generally speaking"
"Like most pale people I will be occupying the indoors this summer."
"Cat got your tongue? Frog in your throat? Monkey on your back? Butterflies in your stomach? You may be dead in a field."