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Joke of the Day
"Your girlfriend is imaginary... Nope, she's real. She just hasn't arrived yet."
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"Happy 1 year anniversary to the Lean Cuisine in my freezer!"
"Donald Trump has all the resources to be Batman. Instead, he chooses to be Donald Trump."
"You know something bad's gonna happen in a Law & Order when the electric guitar kicks in"
"It seems to be true, particularly in middle America, that those most militant about using up fossil fuels, don't actually believe in fossils"