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Joke of the Day
"What is a toilet in Ancient Mexico? Aztec."
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"*turns on internet* computor, i need to take a break from trying to achieve one thing. show me all of the achievments of others all at once"
"I was in a bar with my wife, and a girl tried to pick us up. She succeeded, but almost immediately we were back on the floor. We like it there."
"btw I learned this tonight: DO NOT image search ""scrotum"" because people only post pictures using a medical name if there's something wrong"
"What does Gollum think about Gandalf's smoking addiction? Stupid, filthy habitses!"
"My daughter said, ""You're the best mommy ever!"" I'm really proud that she's learning sarcasm at such a young age."
"If you slowly put your fingers in someone's mouth, they will quit telling you about their day at work."
"The most well known activist in the bee community is Bill Cause Bee."
"[being pushed into the middle of a dance circle] please, I have a family"
"Hope Today I saw a Chinese baby and a Black baby wave at each other. It gives me hope for the future. Or at least another Rush Hour movie."