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Joke of the Day

"What's a Pirate's favorite letter? Ye would think it be Arrr(R) but its the Sea(C)!"

"Criminal: Why don't you hire these twins for the robbery boss? Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a double-cross."

"Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage."

"911? I'm a man trapped in a woman's body! ""That's not exactly an emergency."" Oh. Huh. Ok. *Tries door in Statue of Liberty again*"

"What do you call it when whales form a band. An Orcastra."

"What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming."

"What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed? Me neither. Help."

"Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune? Because the host gets confused when they say ""I'd to buy a vowel eh."""

"Why do hamburgers make good baseball players? They're great at the plate!"

"cremation vs burial During a tunisian funeral , a buddhist tourist asked a man . -why don't you burn the body ? - we just buried the body because God will burn him down"