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Joke of the Day

"Good news, people in 3rd world countries, suffering inexplicable hardships- Amy from fb says god won't give you more than you can handle."

"At 31 years old, I decided to grow up, kick a bad habit and stopped biting my nails. The nosebleeds are getting annoying, though."

"Is your drama going to have an intermission soon? I need to pee."

"What does Dracula say to his victims? It's been nice gnawing you."

"You'll find there's truly so much beauty in the world if you'll just look at the right desktop wallpaper websites"

"Amoeba: dad, how was I made? Amoeba Dad: well son, when a man loves himself very much"

"Two bacteria walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""Get out! We don't serve any bacteria in this bar. The two bacteria say, ""Hey, but we work here. We're staph."""

"My business card is just a label I peeled off a beer bottle."

"How do you say goodbye to an Indonesian? with a big wave"

"Plot twist Standing next to my stalkers bed watching him sleep"