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Joke of the Day
"What is a rift valley? Valleys that have fallen out after an argument."
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"Why did Saul want to kill Christians? Because he was Saulty. I'll^show^^myself^^^out..."
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"I recently had an interview with Sony I didn't get the job because I was underqualified."