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Joke of the Day
"If a transvestite goes missing... Should we put their picture on a carton of half and half?"
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"The only time that my wife screams my name in bed is when I break wind in my sleep."
"What do motors and the Soviet Union have in common? Commutators"
"""Aw shit, my blackberry photos got hacked"" ... ...said nobody ever"
"The deadliest Knock Knock joke... [PERSON 1] Knock knock [PERSON 2] Who's there? [PERSON 1] You know... [PERSON 2] You know who [PERSON 2] AVADA KEDAVRA!!!"
"My Chinese friend died last night So Yung"
"Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He had to work it out with a pencil."
"Penis jokes are not funny especially the short ones."
"A Good Lawyer Knows the Law A good lawyer knows the law; a great lawyer knows the judge."
"'50 shades of gray' -worst set of crayola colored pencils."