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Joke of the Day
"Why is there no life on Mars? No WiFi..."
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"What's Harry Potter's favourite way of getting down a hill? Walking. ... JK Rolling."
"55 in a 25 and let's just say I wasn't referring to my driving."
"I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force."
"Did you hear Ant Man will be in Captain America 3? I hear it will be a small role"
"Do you brush your teeth without making a mess like in the commercials? Because I usually look like I have minty fresh rabies...."
"What do you call a rich brown person driving an Audi? A Saudi"
"Finding a date on the internet is so much easier than real life because how are they supposed to know that's not your Ferrari?"
"Why did the moron throw the clock out the window? Because it reminded him of Richard Clock, the man accused of viciously knife-raping his wife."
"I'm on a new diet of just Viagra and prune juice... I never know if I'm comin' or goin'."