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Joke of the Day
"Which is faster hot or cold? Hot, cause you can catch a cold!"
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"If you are not part of the solution, you're probably running for President"
"Did you guys hear about the fight in the bathroom? Two bums got wiped"
"When is the best time to make jokes? When you are ill, because they are sick"
"In a stunning display of maturity, Kid Rock announces he is changing his name to Adult Contemporary."
"What do you have when you got 6 road workers and 6 lesbians? 12 people who don't do dick."
"All panties aside, it's Friday."
"Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera."
"black friday is crazy, I just maced a kid then some old woman shot me with a crossbow"
"[college ad] High schoolers: You've sat in a chair for 4 years. How would you like to do that again, but this time at enormous cost to you?"