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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl? A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!"
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"You kids today with your on demand music don't know the euphoria of hearing your jam come on the radio without the DJ talking over it."
"[Starbucks] ME: [bursts in] THERE'S A GUNMAN AT LARGE BARISTA: [shrugs] ME: [sigh] THERE'S A GUNMAN AT VENTI B: *grande screaming noises*"
"How do you kill a walrus? Tell him there's something on its chest"
"Stevie Wonder has seven kids But I heard he never sees them."
"My girlfriend broke up with me because of my obsession with Linkin Park But in the end, it doesn't even matter."
"My girlfriend asked me to stop singing Wonderwall I said maybeeee..."
"What do you do when you see a spaceman? Park in it, man."
"Jokes about German people... Are the wurst!"
"[whispers to you at my own funeral] ok don't freak out"