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Joke of the Day
"What's Superman's greatest weakness? Horses"
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"Why is French body armour so cheap? They only need it for their back"
"I like to tell people ""it's a black thing, you wouldn't understand.""And they'd be all ""but you're white"" I told ya you wouldn't understand."
"What word starts with F, ends with UCK, and people look for it when things get too hot... A Fuck. The word is ""fuck""... honestly, I lead you right to it"
"If the world was a giant sweater, where would all the black people live In the hood"
"It's better to plagiarize from Encarta than from Wikipedia, because people actually read Wikipedia."
"Black kids play NBA 2K... and then go to the basketball court to be like their favorite player. White kids play Call of Duty, then go to school to get the highest kill streak possible."
"Making people uncomfortable & upset really gives me the most happiness in life . Above all else , I hope to make you feel wrong"
"My friend asked me how I know the smell of a wet dog since I'm a Muslim and can't have one I told him my girlfriend is a Christian."
"What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents? Mice outfit!"