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Joke of the Day

"Black kids play NBA 2K... and then go to the basketball court to be like their favorite player. White kids play Call of Duty, then go to school to get the highest kill streak possible."

"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damn good."

"I wanted to ask ""What's up with women"" But that was too broad of a question."

"When people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years... ""I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision!"""

"Wife: You're so lucky, I'm like a trophy wife! Me: Wow, I'd hate to see what they gave to the second place guy."

"What ethnic group do cannibals eat on thanksgiving? Turkish"

"I became a bisexual when I got married. I get sex twice a year whether I want it or not."

"Chuck Norris has only farted once. The last time that he did, the universe was created."

"How do you get a fat chick into bed? Piece a' cake!"

"I said, should we go to my place? She said, ""Come to my house tomorrow, no ones gonna be home. "" I went to her house. No one was there."