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Joke of the Day

"Making people uncomfortable & upset really gives me the most happiness in life . Above all else , I hope to make you feel wrong"

"Nic Cage was a straight A highschool student but he slacked off one semester. When he got his report card, he shouted ""Bs! Not the Bs!"""

"What does Bill Clinton's presidency and Hillary Clinton's future presidency have in common? Weiners got them both in trouble but in the end nobody really cared."

"*opens present HER: What is this? ME: It's The One Ring. I fought orcs for it. HER: They didn't have that Michael Kors bag I showed you?"

"What's the difference between an epileptic farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea? The farmer shucks between fits."

"i cant believe ashton kutcher made the apple computer and iphones. thank you ashton"

"Damn girl, are you Life Alert? cause you just called the cops."

"Christmas in Latvia Is Christmas man have present! He open, find rotten potato. Wife die of malnutrition night that."

"A man walks into a bar... ...and then he leaves."

"I heard that Yoga class was a great place to meet women So I went every day for three months. Bad news is I didn't meet a girl. Good news is I can now give myself a blowjob."