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Joke of the Day
"Why is French body armour so cheap? They only need it for their back"
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"Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, you will pay. You have my Word."
"Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck? The DOWNS truck is a little slow."
"I never get my idioms mixed up and you can take that to the bank and smoke it"
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was cool..."
"Doggies just call it style."
"Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam? Every time someone said ""Get down!"" they jumped up and started dancing."
"What did the deaf bug order at the bar? A Bee-Ear"
"just got mad that firefox was telling me that satan was spelled wrong but turns out it just wanted me to capitalize it and show some RESPECT"
"Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common? A. They both look out their caves and see rubble."