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Joke of the Day

"It's better to plagiarize from Encarta than from Wikipedia, because people actually read Wikipedia."

"Went to a skipping competition I didn't really want to, but I got roped in"

"Why is it called the 18th hole and not the final fore"

"Why did the Germans loose WWII? They kept Stalin around."

"What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas? (as told by my first grade daughter) They both have Sandy Claws. BOOM!"

"[texting] -have a good day You two! *to Ugh *tpp Arghh *yoo DAMMIT *two shit *TOO YOU TOO There! :) -please stop texting me Ha! You two!"

"I like my women how I like my wood... ...flat as a board and easy to nail."

"What is another word for Pokemon? A Rastafarian Proctologist"

"Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street and pass a playground, some little boy catches the Priest eye, and he tells his friend, ""Man I'd like to fuck him."" Rabbi replies, ""Out of what?"""

"Wanna hear an Ebola joke? You probably won't get it."