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Joke of the Day
"If the world was a giant sweater, where would all the black people live In the hood"
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"Last Christmas I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I had heart failure."
"Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished? -In a high pressure cell"
"A guy walks into a bar. A guy walks into a bar with a block of asphalt under his arm, he says to the bartender ""I'll have two beers, one for me and one for the road"""
"Patient: The trouble is doctor I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Don't worry I don't expect anyone will notice."
"What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool? A marajuannabe."
"Two nuns are riding their bikes somewhere... One of the nuns says ""I've never come this way before!"" Other nun says ""Must be the cobblestones."""
"""Hellooooo? I'm tweeting here, pay some attention to me"" - everyone on twitter ever."
"What do you do when an angry pack of clowns confronts you and tries to fight? Go straight for the juggler."
"How do you get a kleenex to dance? You put a little boogie in it."