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Joke of the Day
"My Buddy Is So Mixed... He doesn't know who his step-dad is."
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"I tink Therefore I am Irish."
"I'm such a film buff I can always tell when a fake dinosaur is used in a movie."
"Do you know why only half of the women on earth will experience a real orgasm during their lifetime? There's only 30 millions of Frenchmen on earth."
"Spanish for wife - ""esposa"" Spanish for handcuffs - ""esposas"" Well played, Spanish"
"a girl took a grilled cheese out of her purse and threw it across the street like a frisbee to me i never thought i'd be able to love again"
"I met the hottest woman the other day She was screaming for a bucket of water"
"What do princess Diana and pink Floyd have in common? their biggest hits were both the wall"
"Kung Fu for Beginners by Flora Mugga"
"My dad is stupid. He thinks a fjord is a Norwegian motor car."