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Joke of the Day
"My dad is stupid. He thinks a fjord is a Norwegian motor car."
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"Why did the tomato blush? Because it seen the Salad dressing ( I'll see myself out)"
"Old Spice Joke Look at the comments."
"Men don't know what it's like to give birth but women don't know what it's like to have children you may not be aware of. Let's call it even"
"Apparently the stock downturn has a lot to do with a big gas plant going offline. I guess the gas was argon."
"""I just can't help myself!"" paramedic on his deathbed"
"So I have this black friend. ... just kidding."
"The internet is amazing One minute you're at work looking at random webpages; the next, you're at home looking for a new job"
"Yo mama so fat... She holds her pants up with the bible belt"
"I had to neuter my dog today... his name was Bruce but now I call him Caitlyn."