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Joke of the Day

"Do you know why only half of the women on earth will experience a real orgasm during their lifetime? There's only 30 millions of Frenchmen on earth."

"Scientist believe that coworkers are the main reason why humans developed middle fingers."

"I miss being a sperm. I wish life was simple again."

"Childish Knock Knock Joke *Knock knock! *Who's there? *Take a nap! *Take a nap who? (say it fast) *Hope it comes out alright, I'll come back later..."

"What is a pirates favorite letter? You'd think it be the arr but it's actually the sea"

"I call my bedroom 'The place where the magic happens' because one night a guy locked me in a box and tried to saw me in half."

"The ""cool"" side of your pillow secretly has a lot of the same insecurities that you do."

"Death metal fans are complaining abt all the noise. Irony."

"How was the Roman Empire cut in two? With a pair of Caesars."

"Have you heard about the late great actor? ""Wow, he's dead?"" *Actor strolls in* Nope, just never on time."