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Joke of the Day
"What do princess Diana and pink Floyd have in common? their biggest hits were both the wall"
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"What do you call hardcore backpacking? I don't know, but it's fucking in tents!"
"When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use? Default"
"So the other day I was throat fucking a black chick She said ""I can't breathe!"" I said ""Honey, lets not make this political."""
"I saw a construction sign today that said, ""road rehab"". It must've been addicted to crack."
"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"
"50 cent is only a quarter of what he used to be."
"Why did the Mexican push his wife of the cliff ? Tequila"
"Do you know how Jewish birds chirp? Cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap!"
"Shoutout to my upstairs neighbors who wrestled a large moose last night"