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Joke of the Day

"I tried to explain what a double-entendre is But it's soooo hard"

"You could introduce a raccoon to a walrus as ""my Grandpa Steven,"" and neither would bat an eye. THAT'S WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT ANIMALS."

"Man, I'd give my first born to be able to have a kid someday"

"America is that sexy classmate everyone had a crush on in high school, not aging that well but you'd still hit it."

"How is prison like quidditch? The game ends when they catch the snitch"

"I always thought District of Columbia was a weird name Until I realized it probably has the highest rates of coffee and caffeine usage anywhere in the US"

"I don't have a problem with steroids in sports since I think anyone who can give themselves a shot is the bravest person in the world."

"As an adult very few things are less humiliating than being caught in public trying to be cute for a selfie."

"I raped a blind woman the other day. She didn't see me coming."

"Sex is like dark humor Not everyone gets it."