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Joke of the Day

"I tink Therefore I am Irish."

"What do you get when you cross a person and a manatee? HUMANITY! ...And bestiality...."

"OH: If you ever want to call a family meeting, just turn off the WiFi router and wait in the room where it's located."

"What do you call electricity still flowing today? Current."

"Why did the duck get kicked out of church? Because he was using fowl language!"

"I used to live above the Wilson factory, but had to move because they were always making a racket."

"Your mom is so fat... The last time she had sex, they called it the Big Bang!"

"which is the best key on keyboard?"

"I love women, especially the radical feminist types because it is more fun to put them in their place."

"I've turned the wifi off. The 15yo's world has ended. I feel like one of the 4 Horseman of the Apocalypse. Conquest, War, Famine & Dad."