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Joke of the Day

"I'm such a film buff I can always tell when a fake dinosaur is used in a movie."

"Getting Old- It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker."

"What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it? Irrelevant!"

"Nick Jonas is popular again... I bet Kevin and Joe Jonas are Jealous"

"What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ? ""You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"""

"If I lived in Gotham City I'd always be hinting I was Batman to get freebies. ""I'll get the bat-check. I mean regular check. Bat-thanks."""

"Q: What kind of fence goes on strike? A: A picket fence."

"I'm sick and tired of those who say Hillary has no great accomplishments.... I would say staying out of prison for the crimes she committed in the last four decades is a great accomplishment."

"What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces? Natural logs."

"Hendrix didn't need to twerk on stage. He performed the old fashioned way, relying only on his musical talents and near lethal doses of LSD."