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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail? Because he was in-a-cent!"

"Whats the difference between the Titanic and EA servers. The Titanic only went down once."

"Rick Astley told me that you could borrow any of his Disney movies, except Up He's never gonna give you Up..."

"The Magician The magician said he would disappear on the count of three. He counted uno...dos...but he was gone without a tres."

"What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? We don't know; she hasn't opened her presents yet."

"Just beat Guitar Hero on expert in case anyone is looking for a virgin to sacrifice before midnight."

"A Response To The Stupid ""What's The Difference Between Jam And Jelly Joke"" Reposted Every Second Day Your mama must have fed you jelly, 'cause jam don't shake like that."

"Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke? It didn't make cents"

"Sat down to donate blood the other day Nurse: Just a little prick. Me: How'd you know?"

"how do you make pickle bread? with dill dough"