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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between the Titanic and EA servers. The Titanic only went down once."
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"If you're heartbroken, remember: There are plenty of fish in the sea. But I'd advise giving mankind another chance first."
"Funny unknown historical fact: Pharoahs were burried with their hands crossed their chest because it was a historical belief there would be countless water slides in the after life."
"Every man was once a man trapped in a woman's body."
"Why do blacks raise chickens? To teach their kids how to walk."
"What do you call someone who dances on cars ? A morris dancer !"
"What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged? Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on."
"How do you comfort a Grammar Nazi? There, their, they're"
"16: 'We should put a flat screen on the wall!' Wife: 'I really don't like mounting things.' Me: *mumbles 'No shit.' W: 'What was that??'"
"Her: You know, I hear a lot of guys are celebrating St. Patrick's Day this year with a quiet dinner at home. Me: Yea, the nursing home..."