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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke? It didn't make cents"
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"What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the First Period."
"there's a guy with a pt cruiser at the car wash bet it's hard to keep clean when girls are just constantly smashing their pussies against it"
"Yo mama so fat... that when she has threesomes the dudes never meet."
"Wonder which part of Batman's belt holds the bat-shaped throat lozenges he uses after speaking in his tough voice for long periods of time."
"So I put a bucket of water over the door a few days ago, and my victim remarked that it wasn't very original. Eh, maybe I was the fool."
"Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres just drowned? They found her face down in Ricki Lake"
"Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens? He wanted them to lay coloured eggs!"
"Say what you will about deaf people..."
"What's the definition of a will? Come on guys it's a dead giveaway"