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Joke of the Day

"A Response To The Stupid ""What's The Difference Between Jam And Jelly Joke"" Reposted Every Second Day Your mama must have fed you jelly, 'cause jam don't shake like that."

"What can you tell a black kid to do? Go visit his family tree."

"How high are you? Cop How high are you? Me No, you are wrong. Its Hi, how are you?"

"A beggar walked up to me and said, I haven't eaten anything for days. I just looked at him and said, ""God, I wish I had your willpower"""

"""Be cool, it's the cops"" I said to my 3 cats I dressed up like robbers as my other 3 cats came out of the kitchen dressed like policemen"

"I'm here to make a donation. Nun: Blessings, the orphans could use... *Shoving my kid at her- A brother? I'd like a receipt. For my taxes."

"How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three: a left ear, a right ear and a front-ear"

"Dear LOL, Thanks for being there for me when times get awkward. Sincerely, I have nothing else to say"

"Sleep is my drug....my bed is my dealer and my alarm clock is the police."

"I was given the ultimatum 3 weeks ago. She said ""it's me or your fishing."" Gee I miss her."