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Joke of the Day
"how do you make pickle bread? with dill dough"
Next Joke
"I'm the last one on Earth... My diet is now peanut butter, honey please come back."
"Weird is a side effect of awesome."
"ME: *falls into gorilla enclosure* GORILLA: [in sign language] I have a boyfriend."
"[Girl's night out] Girl 1: Omg I haven't had sex in so long, I swear I have cobwebs down there Spider-Man's GF: *nervous laugh* HAHA SAME"
"What is this compound? Chemistry teacher drew this during class. http://imgur.com/fQyNg Don't know how to type spoilers, but maybe rot13 will do. Vg'f n cnenqbk."
"Song Name?"
"When tragedy strikes your community, McDonald's will still be there to take your money."
"You cannot taste me until you undress me. Sincerely , Banana"
"Him:I'm not going to use this taxi company again. They nearly killed me this morning Me:don't be so hasty darling...give them another chance"