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Joke of the Day

"how do you make pickle bread? with dill dough"

"My sister has recently gotten very attractive Does that mean she doesn't poop anymore?"

"I discovered the number one reason OP never delivers. #"

"Where were these Terrorists when Seth Rogen did the Green Hornet?!?!?"

"My father walks into a bar... And stays there for the rest of my childhood."

"Officer, if I can't stand in the shoulder of the road, screaming and crying, then maybe they shouldn't call it the breakdown lane."

"The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!"

"Why does Floyd Mayweather have ""TGIF"" written on his boxing shoes? To remind him that ""Toes Go in First."""

"[sees old lady drop $20] Devil on Shoulder: Grab her cash! Devil on other Shoulder: And push her over!"

"What's the worst STD you can get from a black man? Pregnancy."