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Joke of the Day

"Just beat Guitar Hero on expert in case anyone is looking for a virgin to sacrifice before midnight."

"I did a stand up routine on fonts, but nobody laughed I'm a Comic, Sans the humor."

"What's a Dungeons and Dragons player's favorite rap group? D12"

"I wasn't on the Titanic but my iPhone just dropped to 2% so I think I get the gist."

"I like my hookers like I like my treasure... Buried."

"says ""bartender, I'll hve a beer please"" A time traveler walks into a bar"

"What's a pirates favorite letter? If you said ""R"", you'd be wrong. You might think that it is ""r"", but it be the ""c""!"

"Why does anal porn never have a good plot? Too many loose ends."

"If Europe uses euros shouldn't Africa use Afros?"

"What do you call a techno-themed grocery store? Gigi D'Agostino"