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Joke of the Day
"Sis-Boom-Ba... What sound does a sheep holding a stick of dynamite make?"
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"What was an elephant doing on the freeway? About 5 miles per hour."
"What do the Japanese call a large apartment? An itssoroomy."
"My Mother worries about me living in London sometimes. I tell her it's not London she has to worry about. I just injured myself on a potato."
"Apparently a lion has won a talent show in South Africa The judges said it had roar talent"
"What kind of bee makes milk Boo-Bee"
"What's the internal temperature of a Ton-Ton? Lukewarm."
"""honey why is our water bill so high?"" *water bill sits there holding a bong* hahahah duuuude i don't know man. DORITOS. DO WE HAVE DORITOS?"
"And on Good Friday, I'm once again reminded that I'm a lonely virgin. Even Jesus got nailed today."
"What is a lesbians favorite day of the week? Tuesday"