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Joke of the Day

"What was an elephant doing on the freeway? About 5 miles per hour."

"Are we still burning witches? It's the 21st century. We should be microwaving them."

"Water evaporates, condenses, precipitates, and evaporates again. It's a viscous cycle."

"Someone with a girl friend should write this in their Valentines Day card I was going to buy you a car, but I knew you'd be disappointed if I didn't give you the D."

"Dial-up internet called. They couldnt get through."

"Lazy People Fact #5812672793 You were too lazy to read that number."

"What is the darkest / dirtiest joke you have ever heard???"

"Word of the Day: Eskihoe A girl that wears UGG boots and a miniskirt at the same time."

"What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam!"

"What do you call a door with no legs? A door."