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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bee makes milk Boo-Bee"
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"How to handle a one night stand the next morning 1. Put on Titanic 2. He's gone, that's it"
"Who were the shortest people in the Bible? Let's see. There's Kneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, ""Silver and gold I have none,"" and no one could be much shorter than that."
"My wife keeps telling me she can't sleep And asked me to stop typing or She will smash my face on the keybodjeysdhvcjkdjwj827fhejwi46wixjj"
"*bees surround guy* AHHH GET THEM AWAY ""Don't make any sudden movements"" *suddenly the Macarena comes on* Oh no..."
"England doesn't have kidney banks, but it has a Liverpool."
"Jesus walks into a bar No he didn't, because he isn't real."
"Reality! 11:30- I will go to bed soon. 03:30- Why am i on wikipedia reading about advanced nuclear theory."
"A man walks into a barn The horse says, ""Why the wrong place?"""
"How do you piss off a female archeologist? Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it came from."