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Joke of the Day
"And on Good Friday, I'm once again reminded that I'm a lonely virgin. Even Jesus got nailed today."
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"A Drinking Problem! Math Teacher: ""If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"" Student: ""A drinking problem."""
"An elder man is annoyingly telling a chef how to BBQ. Then the chef says ""you want us to switch positions? You come cook and I go and fuck off"""
"I just got fired for getting beauty tips online during my lunch break! my Boss said "" Madison Ivy gets a facial"" is not a video on beauty tips."
"I hate it when I'm doing sit-ups and I lose count after 900."
"Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties."
"Just picked up a Where's Waldo audiobook: ""Not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo"""
"I baked a cake shaped like Canada, and offered my brother the Quebec slice.... but he's having Nunavut."
"A tearful Ray Romano raises the gun to his temple. 'not everybody' he whispers 'not everybody'"
"Everybody thinks I am a psychopath... but I don't care what they think."